05/01/10

i didnt post quotes for my 05/01/10 blog
since i thought they were hilarious, ill post them here :P
-"me: are you busy?
william: well im peeing, whats up?
me: okay, check your heart rate. find it on your neck or wrist, it doesnt matter
william: i cant right now, my hand is holding the phone
me: use your other hand!
william: one hand is holding the phone and the other one's holding my penis!"
"me: find your heart beat"
yen: i cant! am i dead?!"
"me: look for it on your neck
pat: okay i found it. wait no! i think its moving cause im talking
me: its okay! check on your wrist
pat: im too fat! i have too much skin, i cant find it!"
"me: how many beats did you count?
alina: 39
me: WOW that's alot!
alina: sorry, justin beiber just came on!"